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Mass-produced addiction begins with meat you'll never trace and sauce you were never meant to question, smashed between a bun that's seen more hands than hygiene. Processed cheese, pesticide lettuce, and pickled sorrow complete the ritual.

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420 kcal
4.2
$45.99
680 kcal
3.8
$72.50
240 kcal
4.7
$28.75
560 kcal
3.2
$89.99
320 kcal
4.5
$15.25
780 kcal
2.8
$63.50
180 kcal
4.9
$37.99
640 kcal
3.5
$82.25
460 kcal
4.1
$19.99
720 kcal
2.5
$54.75
280 kcal
4.6
$33.50
600 kcal
3.9
$67.99
360 kcal
3.7
$58.25
840 kcal
2.3
$76.99
480 kcal
4.4
$24.50
160 kcal
4.8
$39.75
700 kcal
3.1
$81.25
540 kcal
3.6
$47.99
200 kcal
4.3
$29.50
660 kcal
2.9
$68.75
380 kcal
4.0
$52.99
820 kcal
2.6
$85.25
440 kcal
3.4
$31.99
580 kcal
3.3
$42.50
260 kcal
4.7
$17.99
740 kcal
2.7
$79.25
400 kcal
3.8
$35.50
620 kcal
3.0
$64.99
340 kcal
4.2
$22.75
760 kcal
2.4
$87.50
300 kcal
4.1
$27.99
500 kcal
3.5
$45.25
220 kcal
4.4
$19.75